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Study Asks, ‘Do Atheists Have Morals?’

On Monday Pajoso Polling released the results of a new poll that found that 93% of atheists believe that their actions are guided by a moral code. The post Study Asks, ‘Do Atheists Have Morals?’...

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Santorum Tells Supporters That All Science Is Make-Believe And The Sun...

At a rally in Independence, Missouri, Rick Santorum revealed to a large crowd a lot more information regarding his beliefs on science. The post Santorum Tells Supporters That All Science Is...

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Mitt Romney on his Wealth: God Obviously Loves Me More Than You

When approached later in the day at a meet-and-greet by one of the protesters, Romney responded to a question asked with a surprisingly honest yet bothersome response. The post Mitt Romney on his...

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Romney Pledges to Declare War on Satan

Just when people started to think that the 2012 election can’t get any more intriguing, it just did. On August 25, 2012 Mr. Romney made a surprise campaign stop in Salt Lake City, Utah.The post Romney...

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God Orders Cowboys Stadium Roof Closed

God broke decades of silence in all matters concerning football when He convened a press conference to order the roof permanently closed.The post God Orders Cowboys Stadium Roof Closed appeared first...

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Less Than Three Percent Of Those Who Say They’ll Pray For You Actually Ever Do

New polling data collected by the Pew Research Center shows that of your disapproving friends who tell you that they "will pray for you" or "are praying for you," less than 3% actually do such a...

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Egyptians Upset At Unfair Portrayal In Bible

Egyptian scholars gathered in Cairo to publicly protest what they say is a terribly unfair portrayal of Egyptians in the Bible. The post Egyptians Upset At Unfair Portrayal In Bible appeared first on...

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God Has Chosen New Pope In Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever

Word has leaked from blogger Reality Steve that God has chosen the next pope. After much pontiff-icating, God has selected the man whom we are told may not have originally been the most pope-ular...

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Jesus Originally Turned Water Into Budweiser But Told By Angry Mob To Change...

Newer fragments of just recently translated Biblical documents suggest that the commonly known miracle of Jesus turning water into wine was not, in fact, his first recorded miracle.The post Jesus...

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North Carolina Legislature Chooses Jesus as Official State Lord and Savior

Jesus Christ was selected as the winning choice and no other candidates were in the running. The state bird remains the cardinal, the state language remains English, and the state sport remains NASCAR....

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Poll Results Show Condemning Non-believers to Hell Is Poor Conversion Mechanism

A new poll released by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life shows that condemning non-believers to burn in hell for eternity for not believing in God is not an effective means to convert them.The...

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God Spited Corvettes in Kentucky Over Recognition of Same-Sex Marriage

It was obvious in Kentucky today that God wasn’t pleased with the ruling from a Federal Judge that said same-sex marriages must be recognized by the state. In fact, He took his rage out in a horrible...

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Ted Cruz: We Don’t Need NASA Because God Only Created Earth

To keep on par with Republicans wanting to ignore all things science-related, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) will be named chair of the Subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, where he will...

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God Vehemently Denies ‘Personal Relationship’ With Ted Cruz

God didn't really want people to think he and Cruz were close.

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